hi i'm jessica and I'm deeply in love with food.

oshawott:

how dare u critical hit my pokemon only i can land critical hits 

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canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

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bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

  • how to pay bills
  • how to buy a house
  • how to buy a car
  • how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

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Allies like have a coughing attack kenYA NOT

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poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

image

the g spot

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hopelesss-world:

kenYA NOT

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spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

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perfectlyquaint:

justnotindie:

goldcoastfamily:

“If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead” 

I just saw this without the picture and realized the deeper meaning…

I will never get over this

perfectlyquaint:

justnotindie:

goldcoastfamily:

“If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead” 

I just saw this without the picture and realized the deeper meaning…

I will never get over this

detention:

im following back tons and promoting today!

detention:

im following back tons and promoting today!

blink182andbeyond:

You guys do realize that if Yahoo does ‘censor’ Tumblr, it’s not just porn. It’s cutting posts, fanfics, rants, depressing posts, basically anything they don’t find ‘socially acceptable’.

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Does Yahoo! even get what Tumblr is about? Because making it ‘child’ friendly kinda says to me that they don’t have the slightest clue. I’m disappointed. Know your audience before purchasing, idiots!

princegummybear:

They’ll try and take away the homosexual vibes of the site, they’ll try to rip away the explicit nature of certain blogs, and they’ll probably take away our freedom of speech too, and tell us that we’re bullies who aren’t allowed to blog words. Only pictures of non homosexual kittens and unicorns. What the fuck, Yahoo!? What the fuck.

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