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seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

glow-orgasm:

☆glow n pale☆

majortwink:

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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qrieves:

"lol chill Hazel Grace it’s a metaphor"

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comradekatie:

“I may not have been sure about what really did interest me, but I was absolutely sure about what didn’t.”  -Albert Camus (The Stranger) 

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

colinodonorgasm:

life isn't a shoot, Colin
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serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

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