slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

storybaka:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

Obviously a reindeer

penis-hilton:

and they say romance is dead

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

funnun:

11:11 i wish i was a dog

“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LISTEN TO MARK RUFFALO!”

SillyWing (via david)

euphrasiefauchelevent:

a dystopia where in order to have some semblance of decent human rights you have to fit into a set of specific criteria based on  things such as race, gender, sexuality, and income, the ideal combination of which is met only by a small portion of society oh wait

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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