thebaconsandwichofregret:

-everysecond:

the-pastoralist:

What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

a paint job like this requires high quality paint, a lot of patience and a fuckton of masking tape

captoring:

noelle-washere:

niggas-with-weaves:

megustamemes:

This guy can spin anything on his finger.

I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg

It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.

the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict

bvtemvn:

bunnyfood:

LOOK AT THIS CAT

lovelovelove

beautifulliesandrockbottom:

wilbr:

In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.

You’re next.

leela-summers:

Let’s talk about sex - Tumblr Edition Part 1

Part 2: x
Part 3: x

silentmania:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

This whole thing is great. But the yellow guy and the high five at the end perfect it.

Dig them up; let’s finish what we’ve started
Dig them up, so nothing’s left untouched

shessoluckyshesastar:

it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion 

bitchin-blaziken:

finally my search is for this gifset is over

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

merlotte:

liam is that girl on facebook who says “shit day. no one understands me. phone is off so no one text me” and then harry would comment “whats wrong???” and liam goes “text me.”

melongorl:

vinebox:

When guys don’t want to answer a question on Facetime 

NOOOOOOOOO

edgarallenglow:

public school in a nut shell

thingthatgoesbumpinthenight:

charminglyantiquated:

siren song

(i did the thing)

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

srthemes